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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

  • tumblr gays:

    i just want someone to fuck me raw

  • tumblr gays:

    i wanna suck a thousand dicks

  • tumblr gays:

    hmu daddies

  • anon:

    id fuck you

  • tumblr gays:

    go to church *disgusted reaction gif*

jetbag:

its the thot that counts

playedstation:

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Don’t tell them

Explain it to me omfg

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

lolsomeone-actually:

fuck da police

lolsomeone-actually:

fuck da police

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