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seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

hi:

my friend hasn’t had sex in like 2 months and his snapchats to me are the most depressing thirsty cries for help I’ve ever seen omg

hi:

my friend hasn’t had sex in like 2 months and his snapchats to me are the most depressing thirsty cries for help I’ve ever seen omg

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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crentist:

finally a character who gets me

“hey i love your blog follow back?”

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